averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

(via sharingsyringes)

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via cutely-perverted)

portraitsofboston:

     “Keep the squares out of your circles because they don’t fit.”     “What does that mean?”     “A ‘square’ is someone you don’t vibe with. That’s OK—we’re not meant to like everybody. So don’t put someone that you don’t click with in your circle—the people that you like around you. A ‘square’ is a temporary person. They may try to get into your circle, but you have to tell them, ‘No, fall back. You don’t fit in my circle of cool people.’”

portraitsofboston:

     “Keep the squares out of your circles because they don’t fit.”
     “What does that mean?”
     “A ‘square’ is someone you don’t vibe with. That’s OK—we’re not meant to like everybody. So don’t put someone that you don’t click with in your circle—the people that you like around you. A ‘square’ is a temporary person. They may try to get into your circle, but you have to tell them, ‘No, fall back. You don’t fit in my circle of cool people.’”